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#1 Lord

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Posted 24 January 2003 - 09:49 AM

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)

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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)

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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick??)

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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(I think I'd rather "go blind!")

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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute: is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)

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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)

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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
(Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)

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Dr. Neal G. Herman
Clinical Professor(Pediatric Dentistry)
Division of Diagnostics, Infectious Disease and Health Promotion
New York University College of Dentistry

#2 snobo52

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Posted 19 March 2003 - 06:33 PM

huh.gif *moves to hong kong*

#3 krh1990

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 10:11 PM

Go Hong Kong!!WoOoOo!!!ya that sounds like my kind of law!!LOL w00t.gif tongue.gif

#4 Slain_Of_Tomb

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Posted 24 April 2003 - 12:22 AM

*MOVES TO GUAM*

*GETS THE DREAM JOB*

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Posted 24 April 2003 - 04:09 AM

I can see it now:

I move to Guam...

My WIFE moves to Hong Kong and then comes lookin for me.

#6 Lord

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Posted 24 April 2003 - 10:25 AM

laugh.gif ladys what to go to Hong Kong ( wanna kill the men) but we wanna go to Guam and work hard for living tongue.gif

#7 Slain_Of_Tomb

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Posted 26 April 2003 - 01:01 AM

* falls off his chair laughing * HAHAHAHA * dies of laugher *

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Posted 28 April 2003 - 03:21 PM

if i was a guy, guam sounds pretty damn good. so does hong kong since im a chic. too bad they dont send girls to "deflower" boys. *shrug*

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Posted 29 April 2003 - 04:41 PM

laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

THAT was funny. I want to respond to it, but.... Well it's just one of those subjects that after the first joke gets a little too hot.

Maybe I could put it this way: Do we have any applicants for the job? dry.gif

#10 Slain_Of_Tomb

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Posted 11 May 2003 - 04:17 AM

QUOTE(the_devils_daughter @ Apr 28 2003, 12:21 PM)
if i was a guy, guam sounds pretty damn good. so does hong kong since im a chic. too bad they dont send girls to "deflower" boys. *shrug*

*blinks* If they did that every guy would move to guam just to get laid (for free even!)

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Posted 11 May 2003 - 06:25 AM

I'm moving In Bahrain to capture hot scenes behind the mirror ... cool.gif

#12 Aaron1339

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Posted 11 May 2003 - 08:16 AM

QUOTE(Slain_Of_Tomb @ May 11 2003, 01:17 AM)
QUOTE(the_devils_daughter @ Apr 28 2003, 12:21 PM)
if i was a guy, guam sounds pretty damn good. so does hong kong since im a chic. too bad they dont send girls to "deflower" boys. *shrug*

*blinks* If they did that every guy would move to guam just to get laid (for free even!)

Well, I doubt many women would be "performing that service" for free. And the women who would do it for free... well, let's just not go there.

So, if you go to one of these women once, they're "deflowering you". Go to one more than once, and it's prostitution.
Maybe that's how Italian dad's "justify" hiring a hooker for their son when they reach that special age and are ready to "become a man". It's only that one time, right?....

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Posted 11 May 2003 - 06:19 PM

I can vouch for this since im Italian. heh heh. Redlight District Here I Come!

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Posted 25 June 2003 - 08:10 PM

"guam, please, i must go, its my destiny!!!!!!!!!"

*aaron and lord slowly drag etile off to the insane asylum

#15 Aaron1339

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Posted 26 June 2003 - 03:59 AM

Don't worry. We'll stop for beers along the way...

We feel your pain. wink_smile.gif




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