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#1 Boisterous Ben

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Posted 04 April 2005 - 07:50 PM

Well lets see how many jokes we can get on this topic...
I'll start...
Your mommas so fat when she put on a yellow raincoat, someone yelled "Taxi!"

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!

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Posted 04 April 2005 - 09:34 PM

QUOTE(Boisterous Ben @ Apr 4 2005, 05:50 PM)
Well lets see how many jokes we can get on this topic...
I'll start...
Your mommas so far when she put on a yellow raincoat, someone yelled "Taxi!"

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i told u that one 4.gif

QUOTE(Boisterous Ben @ Apr 4 2005, 06:45 PM)
is any1 going come and reply?

your so harsh you put a bomb on a person in a wheelchair and told them to run!

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im replying

omg that made me laugh, laugh.gif im so evil! zac_smile.gif

QUOTE(Boisterous Ben @ Apr 4 2005, 06:47 PM)
oh..lol i crack myself up!  4.gif

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ur startin to sound Yankie.... BEN NOOOOOOOOOO! happy.gif

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Your mommas so fat it takes a train & two buses to get on her good side.

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Your mommas so dumb she stared at an orange juice carton..

.. Because it said "concerntrate" ph34r.gif

#3 Boisterous Ben

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Posted 04 April 2005 - 09:48 PM

lol yanky!? somebody shoot me!! angry_smile.gif

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Posted 04 April 2005 - 09:49 PM

Your mommas so dumb she got hit by a parked car!

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Posted 04 April 2005 - 09:52 PM

Your mommas so dumb she tried to kill herself by jumping out of the basement window!

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Posted 04 April 2005 - 09:56 PM

Your mommas so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! w00t.gif

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Posted 04 April 2005 - 09:57 PM

Your mommas so fat she was mistaken for shamu!

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Posted 04 April 2005 - 09:59 PM

Your mommas so dumb she stayed up all night studying for her blood test! tongue.gif

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Posted 04 April 2005 - 10:02 PM

our mama''s glasses are so thick that when she lookes on a map she can see people waving.

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Posted 04 April 2005 - 10:03 PM

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarter back was a refund.

Yo mama so short, she did a suicide jump off of the curb.

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Posted 04 April 2005 - 10:03 PM

the funniest one: made me ROFL! laugh.gif

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Yo mama so ugly, when she was in labor the doctor asked which end!

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Posted 04 April 2005 - 10:04 PM

yo mama is so dumb when she jumped from a window , she went up dry.gif

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Posted 04 April 2005 - 10:07 PM

lol! it could be on the floor..



Yo mama is so fat, that every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves!

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Posted 04 April 2005 - 10:07 PM

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If you have been waiting LESS than 24 hours, please remain on the line.

If you've been waiting MORE than 24 hours, touch "1" to order a life.

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Posted 04 April 2005 - 10:11 PM

bad luck ben.. but read this

http://www.spynets.c...?showtopic=8943

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