Do You Have The Best Joke?
Posted 14 April 2005 - 03:55 PM
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"
that one rules
UMMMMM IS THAT MINE?
Posted 14 April 2005 - 06:41 PM
2/your mom is so fat she looked twice and she was gone
3/your dad is so dumb so he thought that he could bye a girlfriend
in a stand in a store
Posted 14 April 2005 - 07:14 PM
Yo mama so stupid that when your dad said it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon
your so stupid, I can look into your ear and see out the other side
YOU'RE so stupid you don't know how to use the grammatically correct form of you're:your.
you're so stupid you thought this joke was directed at you
your mums so fat she's larger than life itself
ur mums so fat when i see her walkin down the street in her jeans i swear i smelt sank burning
your mum's so fat she sat next to everone in class
ur mums so fat when she gets in the lift she HAS to go DOWN!
ur mums so fat when she opened the fridge it said "i give up"
Yo Dad is so stupid he sits on the TV and watches the couch
Yo Dad so stupid youre Mom said "christmas is just around the corner" and youre Dad went looking for it.
yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it
yo momma so fat jumped in the air and got stuck
yo momma so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up
tell jokes that dont make any sense and laugh hysterically
(if your a guy)go to a barber shop take your shirt off spin around and say "a little off the back"
go yo McDonalds and ask if they have eatable food
at meetings often get excited and put your hand up to the next guy and say "high five!"
go to a concert and scream out the names of songs sang by other bands
when in a car smile and wave to random people and when they wave back get agry and flip the off
(dont really do that)
in an an elevator orbit the largest man
when they leave whisper"I love you" as the doors close
call KFC and ask "do you have chicken fingers?" when they say"yes" then ask "doesnt it hurt when you pick your nose?!?" laugh like a maniac and hang up
(I learned that from a book)
if you are the boss of a company wear a black cape and top hat and make them call you "maestro"
if they dont then bannish them to "the dungion"
Posted 14 April 2005 - 08:31 PM
The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
Great groups from little icons grow.
Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
C:\ is the root of all directories.
Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
Pentium wise-pen and paper foolish.
The modem is the message.
Too many clicks spoil the browse.
The geek shall inherit the earth.
A chat has nine lives.
Don't byte off more than you can view.
Fax is stranger than fiction.
What boots up must come down.
Windows will never cease.
In Gates we trust.
Virtual reality is its own reward.
Modulation in all things.
A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
There's no place like http://www.home.com.
Know what to expect before you connect.
Oh, what a tangled web site we weave when first we practice.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
Posted 22 May 2005 - 05:18 AM
It took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes...
Posted 22 May 2005 - 05:22 PM
Your mommas so dumb she blew up a greenhouse to see what wa son the inside
Posted 23 May 2005 - 07:34 PM
in the house... and went
Posted 23 May 2005 - 08:03 PM
it means that you are so poor that you cant afford electricity
Posted 27 May 2005 - 12:42 AM
Oh, you want some ice for that BURN!?
Posted 27 May 2005 - 03:43 PM
Oh, you want some ice for that BURN!?
i deleted your double post...... do not do that but its ok everbody does that
i go easy on users as long you dont do it all the time... but good joke
Posted 27 May 2005 - 10:56 PM
Your family is so poor the front door and back door are on the same hinge.
Posted 01 June 2005 - 03:44 PM
was a day care center
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