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#31 Damian Frost

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Posted 18 April 2005 - 06:41 AM

one more to the list:

Men only need a new pair of sunglasses to prepare for spring break at the beach.

#32 charlie

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Posted 19 April 2005 - 06:21 PM

9 month bump -woaaah

people should get banned for this... zac_smile.gif

#33 Rick Hard

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Posted 19 April 2005 - 06:34 PM

QUOTE(charlie @ Apr 19 2005, 05:21 PM)
9 month bump -woaaah

people should get banned for this... zac_smile.gif

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Not if it adds to the topic, and it was funny too.

#34 sports girl

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 07:40 PM

QUOTE(Aaron1339 @ May 21 2003, 04:19 PM) View Post

Hey, I openly admit that I just do whatever my wife says. It faster and easier than arguing with her since one of two things will happen when we argue:

1: I end up giving in and she gets what she wants.
(Great, I just wasted an hour for nothing! angry_smile.gif )

2: I get what I want and she gets angry. She starts withholding sex.
(Great, I got what I wanted and now I'm never going to get what I want from her ever again! angry_smile.gif )
Plus, when I just agree with whatever she wants right off the bat, she's usually very happy about it. And when my wife is happy, I'll usually end up being happier within a few hours.... wink_smile.gif

Hey, as long as I get to enjoy the occasional beer.gif



Hey try to keep it PG for those who are young!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#35 fahmid101

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Posted 11 June 2006 - 01:21 AM

im starting to hate you now.. just piss off

#36 Mike!

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Posted 11 June 2006 - 01:13 PM

QUOTE(sports girl @ Jun 8 2006, 08:40 PM) View Post

Hey try to keep it PG for those who are young!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can you read? 2003. 3 years ago. Dont quote something so old just to spam

#37 masterblacktop

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Posted 12 June 2006 - 01:29 AM

yes let this topic rest in peace

#38 lauraschrupp

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Posted 15 April 2009 - 02:26 AM

QUOTE (Lord @ Dec 18 2002, 03:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!

* Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitching about you leaving it down.
* Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!
* Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
* Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
* Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair and by then your stuck with her.
* Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
* Crying is blackmail.
* Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
* We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
* Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
* Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
* Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
* A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
* Check your oil. Please!
* Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
* If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer.
* If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
* Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.
* You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
* Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
* Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
* The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.
* ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example is a fruit, not a color. We have no idea what mauve is.
* If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
* We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
* If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
* If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
* When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
* Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the offside rule, or motor bikes.
* You have enough clothes.
* You have too many shoes.
* No you really do have too many shoes.
* It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz.
* BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
* I'm in shape. ROUND is a shape.
*Thank you for reading this.
*Yes, I know I have to sleep on the couch tonight but did you know we really don't mind, that it's like camping.....


very funny




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