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Well lets see how many jokes we can get on this topic...
I'll start...
Your mommas so fat when she put on a yellow raincoat, someone yelled "Taxi!"
Your mommas so dumb she had to climb over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!
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Posted 04 April 2005 - 07:50 PM
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Posted 04 April 2005 - 09:34 PM
QUOTE(Boisterous Ben @ Apr 4 2005, 05:50 PM)
Well lets see how many jokes we can get on this topic...
I'll start...
Your mommas so far when she put on a yellow raincoat, someone yelled "Taxi!"
I'll start...
Your mommas so far when she put on a yellow raincoat, someone yelled "Taxi!"
i told u that one
QUOTE(Boisterous Ben @ Apr 4 2005, 06:45 PM)
is any1 going come and reply?
your so harsh you put a bomb on a person in a wheelchair and told them to run!
your so harsh you put a bomb on a person in a wheelchair and told them to run!
im replying
omg that made me laugh,
im so evil! 
QUOTE(Boisterous Ben @ Apr 4 2005, 06:47 PM)
oh..lol i crack myself up!
ur startin to sound Yankie.... BEN NOOOOOOOOOO!
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Your mommas so fat it takes a train & two buses to get on her good side.
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Your mommas so dumb she stared at an orange juice carton..
.. Because it said "concerntrate"
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Posted 04 April 2005 - 09:48 PM
lol yanky!? somebody shoot me!! 
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Posted 04 April 2005 - 09:49 PM
Your mommas so dumb she got hit by a parked car!
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Posted 04 April 2005 - 09:52 PM
Your mommas so dumb she tried to kill herself by jumping out of the basement window!
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Posted 04 April 2005 - 09:56 PM
Your mommas so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! 
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Posted 04 April 2005 - 09:57 PM
Your mommas so fat she was mistaken for shamu!
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Posted 04 April 2005 - 09:59 PM
Your mommas so dumb she stayed up all night studying for her blood test! 
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Posted 04 April 2005 - 10:04 PM
yo mama is so dumb when she jumped from a window , she went up 
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Posted 04 April 2005 - 10:07 PM
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