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#1 HaloD MC

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Posted 19 August 2006 - 05:08 AM

Well step up to the occasiation of PIMP. Here you will post your storys/thoughts/feelings/ and know hows of being a pimp. Or if you just want to post a story of you meeting some hot chicks. This will be hosted by the one only Halo to the DMC. AKA Sean, AKA Sean The Pimp.

So you cats need some advice about the ladies? What yo do in any situation? Gimme a holler and ill tell ya how to handle it. If your too shy to post here just PM me or IM me. I know this will make Rachel jealious but this is serious bussiness.

So lets see what kinds of skills you got. This is the offical topic for anything envolving girls, pimps, pimpn, being a player, gf/bf relationships, or anything that i left out that you can think of. So lets get this started..


A story from today..

I went to the mall with some friends, we were bored so we were throwing a football in the mall parking lot. When a girl waves at me, so you know naturally i wave back and smile. She starts talking to her friends then realizes she actually knows me. Incidently i met her at the mall a couple of years ago and not to my suprize she got really hott. So i played it cool like Sean always does and gave her a hug and started talkign to her. Her friends asked me if i had any herb and sadly i had to say no.

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#2 trigunkilla

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Posted 19 August 2006 - 05:28 AM

i gots a suggestion for how to be a pimp. and it just helps in general. you forget a girls name then they are babe, cutie, hot chick or sumthing awsome.

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Posted 19 August 2006 - 06:57 AM

My cat, Tippy, is a pimp.

#4 Maester Seymour

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Posted 19 August 2006 - 09:29 AM

Your such a wigga, stop trying 2 be african american.
It's just sad.


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Posted 19 August 2006 - 07:16 PM

Let he who is without "wigga-ness" cast the first stone.

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Posted 19 August 2006 - 07:52 PM

QUOTE(Maester Seymour @ Aug 19 2006, 03:29 AM) View Post

Your such a wigga, stop trying 2 be african american.
It's just sad.




Right. Because the Australian japanese cartoon ghetto scene is so rampant and hardcore.

#7 HaloD MC

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Posted 19 August 2006 - 07:53 PM

QUOTE(Maester Seymour @ Aug 19 2006, 03:29 AM) View Post

Your such a wigga, stop trying 2 be african american.
It's just sad.



Yo dawg me n my homies in austrailia are ghetto and will pop a gac in your motha !@#$*n @ss homie.


lmao!


MS your such a fag. i am the furthest thing away froma wigger you are the closest.

Its funny how some one can call some one a wigger when you dont even knwo what a wigger is. This was just a result of bordem. You dont have to be a gangster to be a playa pimp. Trust me, i know.

1. You think your black
2. You live in australia
3. You masterbate to anime porno
4. You make graphics of anime
haa.


Now dont even start with me I will own you in any argument. Anytime. Oh and if you wanna do it the "Gangster" way cuz you dotn have a chance then rap battle me. But eitehr way your going to embarass yourself.


There.

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Posted 19 August 2006 - 08:36 PM

I went to the, like y'know brothel. I waved my doe in the air and the women were all over me.

Definitely a PIMP moment.





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Posted 19 August 2006 - 09:07 PM

stop the racial profiling it does matter if you black or white, pink or whatever! tongue.gif 4.gif smile.gif

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Posted 20 August 2006 - 05:40 AM

A wigger is someone who is trying to be "ghetto fabulous" or think their like african americans with their rap culture thingy.
So basically "white" people with out "dark skin or midly dark" skin being or player hating and gangsta like are wiggers happy.gif.
What did you expect making this topic Halo? Come on cool down on your ego big man, I don't think the girls would like this topic much
for obvious reasons >.<.
Haha Halo is a psycho lol. Don't worry M.S. your strap let him be a wigger if he want's to be, just ignore him.
Anyways say If was pink what race would that be of MBT?
My pimp moment is when I'm at this party the other day well I few weeks back I got hugged by alot of drunk bitches from school which was all good, didn't get laid or anything just friendly hugs lol. Everytime at school I get called niggabruz or pimp or gangsta so you could say I'm always a pimp in theory lol.

I just want to add J-christ is gay awwww that feels so much better saying that lol.
You use Jesus' name so you can't get payed out bitch boi but it won't help ya when a gat is on your dome biatch.
That also felt good, sorry about all that folks call it a reflex from spam posting by J-chrst syndrome

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Posted 20 August 2006 - 07:07 AM

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Posted 20 August 2006 - 07:12 AM

QUOTE(yunie @ Aug 19 2006, 11:40 PM) View Post

A wigger is someone who is trying to be "ghetto fabulous" or think their like african americans with their rap culture thingy.
So basically "white" people with out "dark skin or midly dark" skin being or player hating and gangsta like are wiggers happy.gif.
What did you expect making this topic Halo? Come on cool down on your ego big man, I don't think the girls would like this topic much
for obvious reasons >.<.
Haha Halo is a psycho lol. Don't worry M.S. your strap let him be a wigger if he want's to be, just ignore him.
Anyways say If was pink what race would that be of MBT?
My pimp moment is when I'm at this party the other day well I few weeks back I got hugged by alot of drunk bitches from school which was all good, didn't get laid or anything just friendly hugs lol. Everytime at school I get called niggabruz or pimp or gangsta so you could say I'm always a pimp in theory lol.

I just want to add J-christ is gay awwww that feels so much better saying that lol.
You use Jesus' name so you can't get payed out bitch boi but it won't help ya when a gat is on your dome biatch.
That also felt good, sorry about all that folks call it a reflex from spam posting by J-chrst syndrome



A wigger is a white person thinking or convinced he's black.

1. I am white
2. Please pick out where i said i was black and i will gladly backdown and be called a wigger by a fellow wigger.

And you can be white to be a pimp, its pretty easy actually.

Its sad that no one sees the humor in this topic, it is surly for people in need or advice or who want to share storys. Hense its in pointless chat.

Oh and all you can get is hugs? Girls that are drunk are practically asking to hook up with you. and you didnt even kiss them? Wow. Nice pimpn there sport.

Oh and girls would laugh at this topic, its another pointless topic. for sh1ts and giggles, but you think your big and bad obviously.\



WOw your really bad at dissing people. You cant even make a funny diss for j-christ. yeah bust him for the jesus joke its not like we havent heard it 500 times already. J-Christ is his nickname at school it is not to be taken offencive at all. His name is CJ, so it got switched around to JC and then from there developed into J-Christ.

#13 yunie

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Posted 20 August 2006 - 07:35 AM

Pimpin or not taking advantage of ugly bitches when your boi can do better.
Oh where can I start lets just start with everything you talk about Mr.Wigga and you talk about all these pimpin' stuff when your ugly and non-straight and gay. Did I mention your gay? Because thats very important becuase your ugly and stupid and gay. Only black people are pimps white can't be pimps pheh that is like saying white people can be rappers >.< that is stupid talk, you silly bitch. Yay I am big and bad glad you noticed.
Looks whos talking did you read what you said to M.S. lets just write gac instead of "gatz" and motha instead of mutha, maybe if could spell something I might accept that you ain't retarded maybe, depends. OMG you spelt pimpin' wrong as well, way to make pimps look illiterate. Also, whoa lets bring anime into it when dissing M.S. good job their totally original there, did you notice you like playing Halo and loving Masterchief poofter? Anime has girls on it, Halo has a poof in green armour whoa I can tell who the pimp here is, so you have man hoes instead of girls hey poof? Yeah couldn't mention your a poof anymore.

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We can friends, just not with Halo lol. Come on he is ugly, no one likes ugly people.
Come on Halo say something stupid and lame I can't wait to hear it *rolls eyes*


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Posted 20 August 2006 - 09:46 AM

QUOTE(yunie @ Aug 20 2006, 12:35 AM) View Post

oh where can I start lets just start with everything you talk about Mr.Wigga and you talk about all these pimpin' stuff when your ugly and non-straight and gay. Did I mention your gay? Because thats very important becuase your ugly and stupid and gay.

huh.gif

Only black people are pimps white can't be pimps pheh that is like saying white people can be rappers >.< that is stupid talk, you silly bitch. Yay I am big and bad glad you noticed.

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[sarcasm]your looking particularly dark yourself ^ [/sarcasm] oh, and btw, your asian, not black.

not to mention that 2 of the top 10 most successful hip-hop artists are white (eminem and the beastie boys oddly enough), which, concidering that hip hop is probably dominated more than 80% by black people, is fairly impressive.


Looks whos talking did you read what you said to M.S. lets just write gac instead of "gatz" and motha instead of mutha, maybe if could spell something I might accept that you ain't retarded maybe, depends. OMG you spelt pimpin' wrong as well, way to make pimps look illiterate.

ROFFLE

your insulting halo for improperly improperly spelling something. who are you to say what is the "right" way to improperly spell something?


Also, whoa lets bring anime into it when dissing M.S. good job their totally original there, did you notice you like playing Halo and loving Masterchief poofter?

7.4 million units of Halo 2 have been sold worldwide and Halo 1 has sold over 9.3 million copies worldwide. the Halo series is actually good. Anime isnt.

Anime has girls on it, Halo has a poof in green armour whoa I can tell who the pimp here is, so you have man hoes instead of girls hey poof? Yeah couldn't mention your a poof anymore.

anime has guys in it, and halo has women in it to. and if you think your a pimp because you like anime and can siduce artwork in dating sims, you are only one in the group of people who can click a mouse that also can.


you sir, are an idiot.

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Posted 20 August 2006 - 10:39 AM

QUOTE(yunie @ Aug 20 2006, 01:35 AM) View Post

Oh where can I start lets just start with everything you talk about Mr.Wigga and you talk about all these pimpin' stuff when your ugly and non-straight and gay. Did I mention your gay? Because thats very important becuase your ugly and stupid and gay.

Wow. My eleven year old brother couldn't have said that better himself. dry.gif

Why don't you and MS take some time off to learn that all races are equal, and that anyone of any race can be whatever they want to be. No race, or anyone is better than anyone else of any other race. And, while doing so, maybe you could grow up a bit? Because from what I just quoted, you can clearly see that you've got some maturity problems.

And by the way, You're not "pimp", and you're not "gangsta." I'm even more "pimp" and "gangsta" then you, and look...I can still type with correct grammar!





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