etile has been officialy Diagnosed with cookioliose had has started his world wide consumsion of cookies. The local bakery sad " hes a monster, he wont stop eating cookies!!!!!, he came iin and he... he... he asked for all the cookies!!! (cried as he said this)" All across the globe cookies have ran out dew to this one person with an absession with cookies. He has said " I will never stop, I will eat ever COOKIE IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Just last week etile started taking bakers hoatage and his house and told them to bake him cookies or eles he would eat them. The bakers at first thought he was crazy and started to leave, but when they saw him down 50 dozen boxes of cookies all at once.. they quickly started cooking more cookies.
wait a minute...
THIS IS BREAKING NEWS!!!! Scietist Dr. hubert, has discovered that this Disease cookioliose, is contagiouse and is coused by the vratocon virus.
Former AIIA agent Aaron was at etiles house yesterday to play tekken when he caught it!!!!!! Aaron has now joined with Etile in his consumtion of cookies and have taken even more bakers hostage. Etile is now on the hunt for Mrs. Feilds. And there is still an over whelming danger that more people could catch this Disease.