is it true chazz is a blasphemer?
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Started by etile, Feb 05 2009 04:14 AM
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 10:38 AM
WOW, aren't you guys a bunch of little question bugs.
Tri likes pony. What's so hard to understand about that? The REAL question is, how does PONY feel about him? And, prolly.
Everything Chazz says is both a lie and the complete truth. You can spend your entire life trying to understand how this could be so, but your head would explode exactly 97 seconds before you achieve your goal.
It's prom, man. Getting 'lucky' isn't a matter of luck, it's a matter of buying 20 bucks worth of booze and a hotel room for the night.
A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell. But Tri is no gentleman, so go ask him!
Only if setting baby jesus on fire really counts as blasphemy, per say.
No, you have two.
Write. Force others to write, too.
Jupiter is a gassy planet. Do you want to live on a smelly planet? Also you wouldn't be able to breathe.
QUOTE (Eraserhead @ Feb 5 2009, 12:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What is Tri's obsession with pony all about? Does another word need to be put in the filter?
Tri likes pony. What's so hard to understand about that? The REAL question is, how does PONY feel about him? And, prolly.
QUOTE (trigunkilla @ Feb 5 2009, 01:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
is chazz lying about not bringing his cousin to the prom?
if the above was indeed true is it also true that he got lucky at said event?
if the above was indeed true is it also true that he got lucky at said event?
Everything Chazz says is both a lie and the complete truth. You can spend your entire life trying to understand how this could be so, but your head would explode exactly 97 seconds before you achieve your goal.
It's prom, man. Getting 'lucky' isn't a matter of luck, it's a matter of buying 20 bucks worth of booze and a hotel room for the night.
QUOTE (Eraserhead @ Feb 5 2009, 02:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Is it true that Tri and the pony are in a intimate relationship?
A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell. But Tri is no gentleman, so go ask him!
QUOTE (trigunkilla @ Feb 5 2009, 04:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
is it true chazz is a blasphemer?
Only if setting baby jesus on fire really counts as blasphemy, per say.
QUOTE (BreakTheReflection @ Feb 5 2009, 05:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I have a question!
What can I do to increase activity in the Literature forum?
And why can't I live on Jupiter?
What can I do to increase activity in the Literature forum?
And why can't I live on Jupiter?
No, you have two.
Write. Force others to write, too.
Jupiter is a gassy planet. Do you want to live on a smelly planet? Also you wouldn't be able to breathe.
Some people just want to see the world learn.
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 08:02 PM
Why do you have gay tendancies?
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 11:55 PM
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QUOTE (etile @ Feb 6 2009, 03:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Everything Chazz says is both a lie and the complete truth. You can spend your entire life trying to understand how this could be so, but your head would explode exactly 97 seconds before you achieve your goal.
QUOTE (Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy)
"This must Thursday, I never could get the hang of Thursdays."
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Posted 07 February 2009 - 07:17 PM
Oh dearest elite, why is there trouble in the world?
I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want.
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Posted 07 February 2009 - 07:46 PM
why cant i get an erection?
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Posted 08 February 2009 - 11:00 AM
QUOTE (Mike! @ Feb 6 2009, 10:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why do you have gay tendancies?
Because the ladies LOVE gay people. Why wouldn't I capitalize on that?
QUOTE (Eraserhead @ Feb 6 2009, 01:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
How will the world end?
On June 30th, 2020, Mayan zombies will come out of their graves and attack the world, while explaining that we misread their 2012 doomsday prediction. Emperor Augustus Barack Obama will attempt to fight off the horde alone, with the help of Chuck Norris. Sadly, the Mayans will call upon zombie Bruce Lee, who will defeat Norris for a second time (the fight will be filmed, but only get moderately good reviews). Jesus will come to try and save the white people, but will say 'to hell with it' after he realizes that they're responsible for all the reality tv and McDonalds.
QUOTE (_TJ_ @ Feb 7 2009, 09:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh dearest elite, why is there trouble in the world?
Because you said my name backwards! Also, because humans and short-sighted egotistical creatures who value the abstract concept of money more than each other.
QUOTE (trigunkilla @ Feb 7 2009, 09:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
why cant i get an erection?
You need to look at THIS or THIS
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Posted 08 February 2009 - 11:00 PM
The second link does not work.
I'm gutted.
I'm gutted.
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 01:29 AM
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QUOTE (Etile @ yesterday...i think. depends on timezones and the like)
Man, you need at LEAST 20 minutes to do a proper rape.
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 02:39 AM
same question but me instead of him.
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 04:36 AM
That's one's EASY to answer.
Because I'm already rockin' her world nightly.
Because I'm already rockin' her world nightly.
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 03:52 PM
QUOTE (etile @ Feb 10 2009, 02:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That's one's EASY to answer.
Because I'm already rockin' her world nightly.
Because I'm already rockin' her world nightly.
Why cant you satisfy her then?
My Photoblog - check it out. Im new to the whole blogging this but sure ill give it a shot.
cool stuff #1:
weird stuff #1:
cool stuff #1:
weird stuff #1:
QUOTE (Etile @ yesterday...i think. depends on timezones and the like)
Man, you need at LEAST 20 minutes to do a proper rape.
QUOTE (Etile @ Earlier today)
you gotta decide, man. Are you in, or are you going to create a stripperpocalypse.
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 10:50 PM
Because Megan Fox is a succubus. The only thing that will satisfy her is my death. And I'm not done with her yet.
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