[trigunkilla]

i have now gone through the straits of magellan. i saw glaciers penguins and orcas eating a seal. it is freezing outside and the ship is rolling so much that i had to secure the treadmills and freeweights. and its cold... everywere. and i have put people on the choppa twice now. and soon i shall be in peru. 36 days till america. etile get me a beer.

[Max]

i have now gone through the straits of magellan. i saw glaciers penguins and orcas eating a seal. it is freezing outside and the ship is rolling so much that i had to secure the treadmills and freeweights. and its cold... everywere. and i have put people on the choppa twice now. and soon i shall be in peru. 36 days till america. etile get me a tasteless American lager.

Fixed

[metroid_dragon]

Hey now; your average American beer may taste like warm urine (see: Budweiser) but I've had some damn fine brews from their microbreweries around Washington state.

[Rick Hard]

yeah, id agree with Lee. There's plenty of nice American beers. some of the sam adams range are nice. Yeungling is good too and McSorleys in New York is probably the nicest tasting ale iv ever tasted.

Its such a pity we dont get some of those great American beers over in Europe. All we get is poxy aul Budweiser.

[etile]

Sorry Tri, I drank all the beer.

Oh, who am I kidding, I havn't gotten drunk in sooooooo long. Frigging, being out of college sucks.

[trigunkilla]

well screw you then you drunk. jess get me a beer. ah who am i shiting. im going to be so drunk in peru it wont be funny. and on a lighter note i havent felt my feet or hands in hours.

[metroid_dragon]

well screw you then you drunk. jess get me a beer. ah who am i shiting. im going to be so drunk in peru it wont be funny. and on a lighter note i havent felt my feet or hands in hours.

That's funny, I was almost in Peru right now; but decided not to go with some of my friends to save cash for school. Beer down there is ridiculously cheap. Cheaper than water.

[trigunkilla]

are they going to valperaso?

[Zelda Princess]

well screw you then you drunk. jess get me a beer. ah who am i shiting. im going to be so drunk in peru it wont be funny. and on a lighter note i havent felt my feet or hands in hours.

Sorry. I'm too busy loading up my kegs into the truck to get etile away from his girlfriend and back to college, haha.

[trigunkilla]

ok i got a syst in my tailbone area. it was full of bacteria and it hurt all week. friday it poped at night while i was going to a whore house and so blood and $%^&* leaked down my butt all night. yay. saturday morning i go to medical to have it looked at again. i was made naked put on a gown and layed naked on a table with my a** in the air getting jabbed with needles till i could barely feel anything then i got cut openand an hour later after having a constant seizure from pain i was left with a hole in my a**. this hole is filled with gauze*. now let me tell you about this hole. it is at the very beginning of the "canyon" so i have a patch over this gauze filled hole so imagine how difficult my poo time is. and it hurts sooooo much. everyday since saturday it has had to be refilled once or twice a day. this is a painfull process. i dont know how long it takes. i would say 15 minutes. but that is 15 minutes of things being shoved into this hole. this raw hole. the good news is that for my pain i get percaset. but they are weening me off of it already. this $%^&* makes me go from a waddle to being able to walk straight. and also doesnt all this anti anti terrorism $%^&* make you sick? i mean no torturing terrorists? !@#$ that. if destroying his body and mind might save 1 american then i dont care what they do to these people.

[metroid_dragon]

That was the best thing I've read all day... except for maybe this: http://kotaku.com/53...-game-addiction

[trigunkilla]

i have now seen the hole. its gnarly. its like a dirty dirty over fuvked vagina with no lips.

[_TJ_]

Vaginas have lips?

[Batman]

That was the best thing I've read all day... except for maybe this: http://kotaku.com/53...-game-addiction

That is hilarious!
And Tri maybe your just a hermaphrodite?