[Commisar Marley]

In september of 2001, I had a dream where I was in the middle of a war. I didn't know what was going on, but some guy with a russian accent told me that it was the year 2009 and we were fighting americans. I saw alot of scary $%^&*, espically when we were trying to take the golden gate bridge (we were attacking San Fransisco). Finally, I was killed by shrapnel in a residential area.
I then found myself in a dark room where a beautiful girl in army fatigues came up to me and said "Commissar, one week from now more than 3000 people will die". Then I woke up sweating and scared out of my !@#$ing mind.