Now, now my good man, this is no time to be making enemies.
Voltaire on his deathbed, in response to a priest who asked him to renounce Satan
If you think sex is a pain in the a**, try different position.
It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
The word good has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I should call him a good shot, but not necessarily a good man
PHILOSOPHY: A study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.
POVERTY: Having too much month left at the end of the money.
SLEEP: A poor substitute for caffeine.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Today is the last day of your life so far.
Sky-diving: good til the last drop
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pitbull.
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another which states that this has already happened."
Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's
Guide to the Galaxy"
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